Somebody has decided to pretend to be me over on Myspace. My wife wrote the guy and told him to knock it off. His response? It's a joke - it's a fan site. I'm not REALLY pretending to be Ben Weasel. Right. Except for the multiple assertions that it really is me. Anyway, I don't have and have never had a Myspace account. I don't ask women to send me naked photos of themselves. Etc.
The whole "it's a joke" thing is the motto of the Internet generation - that generation that says, "Sure I called your mother a douchebag. Can't you take a joke?" Or, "Sure I called your mother a douchebag. I have a right to my opinion" as if what follows from being entitled to an opinion is the right to never be criticized for it, or told it's uninformed, or just plain wrong.
Anyway, the complaint went in to Myspace a few days ago but typically we haven't heard back. In any case, the bird's still the word over here at Weasel Manor. And given that accountability seems to be a foreign concept over at Myspace, feel free to write to them and complain about this guy.