CNN reports on the guy who left the ring in the unlocked car.
"Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now. Merry Christmas to you."
What a dick. Not only does the guy have way too much money for somebody as dumb as he obviously is, but he's a passive-aggressive, whiny jerk, too. "Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present." How magnanimous of you. Imagine the kind of lines he must've dropped on the sensible female who wisely dumped him: "I could've had you killed by my people but instead I brought you a bouquet of roses."
And I just love the self-pitying "Merry Christmas" message he doles out twice. "Even though I'm in more pain than any human has ever had to suffer, I'm still a decent enough guy to offer holiday greetings to my fellow man." Yeah, good show, old bean.
And how about this: "...for my love is gone now." What the fuck, Shakespeare? Who talks like that? I mean besides pretentious, self-involved twats who think their own broken hearts ought to be headline news. He could've returned the ring and given the money to a thousand places where it would've done some good, but he just had to be all dramatic about it. And I'll give you ten to one odds that the guy has no idea whatsoever why women loathe him.